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Enter The Red Dragon

by Megamegaman

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1.
No I Can't 01:36
I was gonna start by saying that people tell me I couldn't do things but I'd be lieing, tongue acrobat, I roll with crew a kings I'm like a beat with a swing, don mega you know I'll rap about anything like it ain't no thing, I'll even spit while dorothy moore sings I'm fly without wings, it's why I'm down with the deadlife I'm at mackenzie levels of skill not being recognised I came with that weird hype, dirty drift piff type spend time with my girl and my rhymes I do em both right i wanted to travel the world, and now I done that I moved to glasgow and now my boys run that we're 6 deep, we leavin you one foot deep each and if you ain't cheap, kid robotik will sell you beats I didn't start to rap the second I spoke I picked up a crayon, then I studied the art form and I wrote and it was straight dope, way back in my crib I samped mobile tones now I spit over beats, we play on mobile phones can't riddle a kidder, sting like cut fingers in vinegar forget ya silent mode I'm like a cinema sinner that came to bring a, lack of respect you better expect success from don mega next, I'm blessed like rappers, that tell me they diggin my tunes but I'm still like yeah, i know brother, what else is new? I'm so unique, if you roll three freaks deep I'm still more unique than you you or you be
2.
I diversed like what you heard making up verbs me and a biscuit with a cup of tea still dunk words speak to outgeek a whole clique of nerds but got enough seed to feed all of these birds never came third, never tesco stacking I'll never get gold or platinum, fuck rapping what's happening, if you won one I'll win one two like on the microphone I check one and check you too that ain't beef, not Frankie or Benny I'm so sweet, the ladies call me Ben .and Jerry I'm very, known to need a moment on the lip for her to want a lifetime of mega mega on her hip another lucky dip, I brung a little bit of bliss to chicks I'm hard as nails but hammers can't touch this my business legit, spitting more gifted than a kid's worth of Christmases I live like this; in my brother's crib with a little bit /fast forward/ I'm piercing lips I'll make your whole fam witnessess cos I can't remember my own quotables and instances of wickedness, my mother told me bust cos illness makes us stronger if it don't kill us and I'm the trickiest kid with the sicknesses I'll bring clicks to tears when I'm spittin' near this year, I'll be the first rapper to bring vision this clear and here's a souvenir up for download, third episode still burning style and future stealing like fresh mode ugly duck turned mighty getting uncle buck drunk nightly, it's unsightly MCs either don't like or bite me, I stay tight I take em lightly while they fake flight they're tryna keep the sound out of sight but underground ain't fly so I'll drop the mic from a great height and say goodnight yo they fakin flight can't fly with dragons if you can't flap your wings right
3.
Cowman 01:57
what you mean you don't know me? I rustled a whole ranch a ponies, the man that hustled the sherrif and out muscled his cronies rollin with the flow like yo abracadabra still drop cadavers, I'm a legend like chupacabra they hanging from the rafters cos I'm after them snuff dogooders like candelabras cos I'm more fast than them I'm just passing by on my steed, your town means nothing to me, I'm a way-outlaw, I came to drink, fight, fuck and leave and I'll make villains bleed blowing smoke rings on the breeze like tumbleweeds picture me plantin seeds, king of the wild fronteer, with a cowgirl in a reverse cow girl, and a cold beer I ride alone so better know that I came through to bust slinging rhymes like this ain't big enough for two of us so eat my dust, if you wanna survive this western you better keep one eye your head and, one on my smith and wesson I got TNT sticks with short wicks and bombs to get men out of jail when they don't post their bail bonds wild bull? na I'm that rodeo showman I went to the shaman and he said this was my moment I'm scoping for riches, chasing a gold rush just tryna take what is mine like cold crush in old rusty spurs and a dusty coat, trust and no one cuss like the real wild west does it's, bourbon on the rocks if you buying or I'll take blood with my shots, then you dying and quick stifling, I gotta do ten paces at noon and I can't spend all day talking to you in the saloon I'll flip a tuppeny bit whip out my pistol and shoot it catch it my my glove and blow a smoke ring through it so let's do it, see who first to make the blood flow you just stepped into the dirt with a desperado
4.
No Matter 02:53
if I was deaf would you still tell me that you love me would you still whisper sweet nothings into my ears when you hug me and do it just for me, even if I couldn't hear it trust me I could still feel the warmth of your breath against my neck as it touches me and when we make love, would you still scream my name even if my ears didn't work and the sound escaped in vain I could still see your body flex, vibrate and then change and I could feel your lung strain, ain't a stretch to guess what you're saying so just stay close, cos I'll be relying on you lioness, you're gonna have to roar for this lion it'll be tough, I ain't denying that, won't know when you sighing and you'll have to show me your tears, cos I won't hear you crying I'll have the sound off, and that comes with some pros for sure at least you won't have to pretend to laugh at my dumb jokes no more I'll miss the sound of your laugh, I'll even miss your scorn and I'll miss hearing you saying that you still love me the most of all if i was a blind man would you still dress nice for me even if you knew I was the only one in the room that would never see and secretly, would you blow kisses to me I couldn't peep or throw a hurricane of lips for me to catch and keep staring into the deep my, darkness immutable but I'd still have 4 other senses to tell me you're beautiful babe would you wave to me, would you still dance when I put on a beat would your cheeks still flush when I face your way and you're staring at me even though I couldn't see, read menus to me, patiently help me put a dog on a leash so i could pace my street and would you send me visual signals daily and a valentines card once a year written in Braille, calling me baby hopefully, maybe, I'll remember you couldn't melt butter and lately, lady still be letting her eyes flutter at me, I'd rather be standing with you in the dark than be able to see anything but be wondering where you are
5.
Let me tell you somethin bout bein a kid don't go to the disco to dance, I go there to skid on my knees, and yo I rock the bluest jeans bluer than my teacher's; on field trips, I've seen 'em takin coach trips to rome for the coliseum stressin over conkers that I really should have beaten got in trouble at school cos I got caught cheating I fell over at lunch time and my knees bleeding I've got a Lion O thundercats action figure and I've got the Ecto-1 dreamt I had optimus prime, woke up, he was gone but i put him top of my christmas list with an asterix, and got my wish my eyes satisfied when I spotted a girl worth all the superhero comics in the world her kisses tingle my lips like bubblegum bursts but I haven't had that many cos we're holding hands first I tried to build a tree house last spring but it didn't last it fell down, so i dug a den under a hedge but I knocked the fence down that's why I'm not allowed out of the house except to go school now I tried to build a tree house last spring but it didn't last it fell down, so i dug a den under a hedge but I knocked the fence down that's why I'm not allowed out of the house except to go school now if you like to play, yo i've got a swing set I've been promised a slide, haven't got it yet I wore out my beastie boys tape cassette playin it on a fisher price tape deck I've been catchin bees in jars with reflexes like mr miagi cos on saturday I go and learn karate running with my jeans hanging down around my knees but remember, it's just because my mum hasn't seen me dad let me taste a pint of beer, I didn't like it granpa puts wet fingers in my ears, I don't like it wear a false moustache that I got inside a spy kit if i'm gonna go and see my friends I'll probably bike it having a bit of trouble paying attention in lessons cos none of my teachers can answer my questions so I brought this matter to my teacher's attention and, well that's how I got stuck in detention... again
6.
Biscuit Box 02:09
I don't know much about biscuits but I dunk that shit, without the hot liquids dough Romeo, mischievous soul like Opio brown chicks want white in the middle like Oreos custard creams, please, I make girls cuss and cream in dreams when they dip and dunk they think of me on that biscuit shtick, I came equipped so you don't wanna get betwixt a Twix and this kid I get high and scran cookies quite a lot cookie monster couldn't understand the hunger I got waste man, 20 a day habit? yeah, cups a tea if pg tips good enough for monkeys then that's good enough for me that's basically the basis I can't get enough of these caramel waifs I stray with even them things with the frosty bits I couldn't eat a bunch but they worth a snack with hands up, who in the room be packing biscuits coping them symptoms, that sugary sickness quick it's, the creamy filling in the middle fitness I brung the biscuit box, you eye witness I don't know if I mentioned my hunger it's like your grandma seeing me wishing she was years younger I'm back with a whole pack of linguistics and enough tummy space to eat a whole packet a biscuits this quick, I would risk it all for your bourbon creams if you dance you ain't urban enough to be out serving me your biscuits and tea gingerbread men lose their heads under the heat like bitch please I mean, rich teas, I'm on a biscuit steez who can't believe you can enjoy a crunch with the cream? you better send em to me, they got a deathwish I got a def list of snacks better than digestives fuck em if they seasonal or festive if I can't get it all the time then I can't develop a fetish so forget about lettuce, I choose the cookie way eat them till I spit out my teeth and become a heavyweight
7.
do you remember, it used to be about rhymes and producers till hiphop got seduced by the snake haired medusa style got turned to stone, they commercialised swagger now if you're white they'll make you change your clothes and dress blacker got rappers spitting on synths n i respect 303s but I've heard beats like these and they go out of fashion next week it's heartless, samplers carry on regardless cos it's one gold record but it'll cost you an artist like Marvin I'm, representing dropping soul classics I used to read the source when rappers wore black Reebok jackets with a fresh pair of white Asics, I tried to match it, little boy, my look my was Jurassic, so when I started spitting you know I picked Atlantic records cos there were songs I loved when I was young I still remembered and like my craft, hiphop started with a sample now it's not so artful, but you gotta think glass half full do you remember, they used to tell you 93's forever now 20 years later, the mighty souls are still together this goes way back, like flowin proto rappers back before the soul sappers dropped their toe tappers back before fresh prince fashion throwbacks when record execs didnt mess to make their dough back they used to be in it for the rap, now they in it for the cash I recall simpler days, when some did it simply for the hash s mad, haven't loved music since my first crush died but then I never really believed in this life either architect at the centre of my web ain't a spider as a kid I rapped along to da rockwilder I bleed lyrics, breathe snares and kicks sat down in the basement with tapes at the age of six with a taste for Memphis, now I dig that Motown emphasis and 20 years later, looks like I'm still representing it
8.
I didn't come to spit that insignificant shit so assimilate the style that I came to step with I don't even know if it's right to do this or whether the decisions we're about to make will get us through this and I wish that I was overzealous our government should make the other countries jealous used to rule the world but look what befell us some people only know what they're willing to tell us I'm an intransigent, intolerant, idealist I won't hesitate to reprimand a realist man cos I'm blessed with the gift of thought and that's why I'm quick to judge when words turn to force I thought we fought for freedom and democracy so why have we put the free in the minority? I got a little problem with your authority cos a vision of the future is haunting me give a man a gun and call him a soldier tell him a target is in the eye of the beholder and tell him to discriminate against anyone living in an arab state remember that, and keep your tanks if you wanna attack infact, take your whole army back you know the injuries hurt but you don't really feel them cos the friendly fire is just killing other people's children
9.
you better already be dead when I get there heard you been scared, wishing me away in prayers I won't mess with single hairs on your head, I'll separate your knees from your legs while you lie in bed that sledgehammer, tools look out for me like I'm looking out for cameras kept my ear to the street and I heard you speak and stammer brother better beware, it's only gonna be more fun for me if you come prepared starting all over, you stabbed me in the back and left a chip on my shoulder heard you like skin but the street taste colder I see how you're rolling and I know the breeze you stroll in like Napoleon I'm holding, all 52 cards plus the jokers playing poker, you and your folk are my focus I smoke em like I'm the dopest, they blunt weapons toke em in a second so watch where they stepping on that reversible jacket thing; you turncoat turned scapegoat, I exercise my sacrificial right and take throats I'm slenderman close enemies smell pistol smoke like when I dropped ghost from coast to coast, putting em up like posters you couldn't change your fate even if you were supposed ta ya know this, I'll give you fair warning bout my closeness then I'll introduce your fam to who your ghost is hopeless with the mostest, who kidding? who thrilling? like Michael jack real smooth crim'ing like back when Dragonball had a real smooth Krillin I'm telling you my plans like a James Bond villain but I'll stay and watch the killing, I'm sick that way like dilated peoples you can't live that way so better pray, make you wish you died yesterday this is barbaric and mega will take your breath away
10.
Supe Dogg 02:41
people ask for my secret, I tell em that nobody knows, I'm the hidden identity of the original super hero and i can shoot lasers yo, fly and shit and teleport your bitch to the moon in a split second, or slip, into your base and drop ya henchmen just to get your attention, and laugh at the way you dress them ya best men next, suped up but they can't step take em out in a sec, brother i hope that you prep cos I haven't had a good battle since Lex and these earth girls be too weak for us to have sex that's why I'm strong and I'm vexed, and comic authors still haven't thought up a criminal that could match me yet little kids be dressing up like me it's sweet, but grown men wearing my shirts be geeks they wishing they me, them fanboys to DC I still think Marvel got game, personally butt I'd crossover to stomp wolverine unless he got kyrptonite claws, he can't even touch me I'm overpowered like that, they wanted me nerfed cost when I was a baby I was the strongest man on earth so you can bring a pen, and bring 10 of your most creative men but the steel man won't bend with my glasses off, you can't mess with greatness been around since 32, you know I seen time changes fuck power rangers, they upstarts I'll crush all of them tarts, and no, the mega zords aren't Bizarro got parred yo, and truth is, even Alan Moore wouldn't have the balls to reboot this I got them x ray lids and I've seen this my franchise is fucking squeeky clean like hygenists I mean it, ya boy red, yellow and blue the dude who can look at your girl in the nude if he wants to Supe Dogg, yeah I'm on top of this birds and planes are not this in Metroplis watch this kids, I'm smashing ya buildings hunting bad guys and saving women and children
11.
Mate, I'm too old for this shit I grew up in the days before video games were raising kids age six, throwing bangers till they raised the limit to sixteen in the bike shed and blazin in it back before chocolate chip, cereal had raisin in it I had game and physical ways with women kiss chase for days, getting caught by ya best babe when the fugly coming then you have to run away fighting your best mate, little boys black and blue but colour didn't matter just no girls in the crew ya had to tell me the password to get through but didn't go straight home after school, mum said to she thought I was a bad boy, but that was nothing as you eclipse it's funny how quick that's forgotten I used to steal fruit just to watch it rot but I got in a lot of trouble and I also learned one hello of a lot
12.
Hey Hey 02:35
hey hey/ baby you amaze you make me want to say things teach me the games you play come through I say/ hey hey and you can be my plaything ain't talking golden plated rings so never leave me waiting hey hey/ biting your bottom lip I put you on the guestlist so are we about to split? or do I wish?/ hey hey you're beautiful, show it your body runs through my fingers and mind, that's how I know it hey hey/ babe you drive me crazy tonight come be my lady, didn't come here for maybe first impression struck me twice, I'm feeling years younger your lightning's spell I'm under, follow you till call me thunder hey hey/ No I won't mind my business cos your fitness is absolutely ridiculous, I'm witless hey hey/ be my Um Bongo juicier than the Democratic Republic of Congo Send a messenger to tell you that I wanna meet you in ascension Send a messenger to tell you that I wanna meet you beautiful girl Send a messenger to tell you that I wanna meet you in ascension Send a messenger to tell you that I wanna meet you beautiful girl hey hey/ you know I like your style the way you dress profile ain't seen feisty in a while repping your mode like hey hey/ still looking fresh and wild girl if you ain't hostile I won't jet till I make you smile hey hey/ luckiest man in the world cos I'm rapping bout the solid 9 other's would die to rhyme but couldn't find hey hey/ cos you have been designed it appears with hearts in mind, specifically mine hey hey/ must have quit when they made you up cos they'll never match your look in nips and tucks no you don't need to wear your makeup baby, just be there when I wake up my heart beats to your rhythm, let's keep this pace up hey hey/ I'm feeling drunk but sober my roving days are over, it may not be October but this is a hallowed eve and I came as Casanova I'm sorry, I love your body baby bring it over
13.
yeah I'm back, dropping free shit definitely in the top three stink still sticks to this like the smell of fear sticks to shitty bricks I'm still coming harder than these finger clicking kids pump fists when I'm travelling like Gulliver, spitting on a gully flex lay down for black and white strategies on blocks like chess, I'm free to be fresh, disembodied my head with a guillotine edge, so I don't mind regrets or give a fuck what's next, come proud like storm clouds been cutting kicks and snares since you pissed with your pants down so come close and get your nose painted red, clown the same shade I paint my name in towns, touring sounds my dogs bow down cos I train and tape 'em microphone cords are like leashes but they unrestrain 'em open their craniums, play a beat on any sample I grip my leash tight and bark to lead by example I don't destroy shit I change it you haven't got the range to take aim and slay this cadence I act blameless when I'm blatantly not and if you hate you better be subliminally blocked cos I could rap like blibbidy blop and change it you haven't got the range to take aim and slay this cadence I act blameless when I'm blatantly not and if you hate you better be subliminally blocked I'm a wandering man, keep step with the rhythm anything my feet touch is my kingdom, it's that Simba wisdom treading the globe leaving footprints, that's symbolism aimlessly walking empty streets like the dead risen escaped from my prison, and reborn to roam I walk 500 miles to knock on doors then run away home still getting by on the bus, still getting a buzz dragon with a friend name puff who helps me to bust hip hop's my best mate, in this I trust and no crush could come between us, or any white dust still dumb as fuck, like peter pan I never grew up ain't talking bout spewing when I say I threw up so call me two can, seventh dan the rock man full of more pharmaceuticals than Boots and Houlihans fuck these hooligan kids, fighting fresh from the uterus you what the future is, old, dark and humorous
14.
I dropped another beat like oopsie daisy don't run come save me, I'm picking them up lately I'm not short on small talk, like Rich Madeley it's dark but I wanna to live again like George Bailey been like a re up in the rap game since year dot it's a queer thought, but no homo so fear not I got some of that new cheesy stuff your girl wants tried it once now she tryna use her back to front wayback to front since all about the dro buns couldn't have a more blunted mouth if I had no tongue the welsh wigger bringing funk like imported skunk trading shots with punks and trading cash for dunts I spit fire but my lips are never ashy clash with me, I school rappers if they try to outclass me wanna know why they call me the red dragon? ask me the iron lion king, herbidacious like Parsley man of many faces, they call me Mick Foley ya know in any undertaking cages can't hold me these wanker's talent's got more cracks than adobe suites I don't even know how they find MCs to rap on beats with them, my beats like my bitches, they like how I'm treating them couldn't come away sounding higher if toking helium got that touch of delirium, inherited that from my fam I stepped off the bench and smashed it out the park; sixth man I'm sick and, I'm the medicine, that Glasgow west end denizen we put Mackintosh on Benjamins hundred pound notes, that's not how we roll TA the superheroes of subzero cash strapped but never a twat, I save noise for tracks this lost boy's back, I kept the crew intact got an album dropping this summer, you should cop that you can't top that top cat tongue acrobat

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Megamegaman finally releases his debut LP on Subfriction Records. After years of gigging, writing and producing over 3 countries and even more genres, he finally brings together a collection of music which very accurately describes the man behind the name.
From being a young menace and getting grounded, to a grown man's perception of modern government and society, the album is both maturely thought out and written, yet performed with a childlike, care-free attitude. A great first step to take, and one that will surely leave a massive footprint.

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released July 12, 2013

All tracks written and produced by Megamegaman at Kami House except 07, 11 produced by Shamus and 08 produced by MacKenzie

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